I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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