So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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