I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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