Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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