Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this boner is exhausting
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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