Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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