In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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