So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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