So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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