Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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