i jhust puked up my retainher.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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