is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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