I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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