so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
