i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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