Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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