My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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