It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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