Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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