very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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