He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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