People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
