no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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