tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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