Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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