saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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