the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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