so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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