One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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