My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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