Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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