google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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