Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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