ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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