im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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