jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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