Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Congratulations! We have a period
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