Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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