I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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