We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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