i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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