Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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