She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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