Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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