just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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