have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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