idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
