she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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