When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
