hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located