I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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