The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I believe in your delicious
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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