I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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