i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He felt like a one man threesome
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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