Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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