I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i came on her dog
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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