doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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