He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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